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[10/15/09 8:33:32 PM] Sean Byrnes: Good one "alez"
[10/15/09 8:33:40 PM] Sean Byrnes: "alex"*
[10/15/09 8:33:44 PM] Alex: alez?
[10/15/09 8:33:47 PM] Alex: why that name?
[10/15/09 8:33:49 PM] Alex: lol
[10/15/09 8:33:52 PM] Adam: your mexican counterpart
[10/15/09 8:33:53 PM] Adam: duh

[Sean]

[12:19:33 PM] Darc: where tf is chris
[12:19:57 PM] Sean Byrnes: Dunno
[12:20:16 PM] Sean Byrnes: He was suposed to be here to do s**ual things to me but he's not :C
[12:20:30 PM] Darc: Uhh...
[12:20:33 PM] Darc: but he was with me at that time
[12:20:36 PM] Darc: ...
[12:20:47 PM] Sean Byrnes: That cheating bas***d!
[12:21:04 PM] Darc: I'll put him in a headlock, you get the bat

[Unknown5796]

my chat with igod:

Me:
umm… hi?
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
a guy. why do you ask?
God:
Try to tell me that another way. I am trying to learn as much as possible.
Me:
i am a man. a man is the same thing as a guy
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he". Thanks for telling me your taste in men.
Me:
wtf?! i dont like men!
God:
That was not very polite. What do you like?
Me:
not men!
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
finally…
God:
At last.
Me:
thats the same thing…dugh…
God:
Yes it is one of the thingŤugh.
Me:
wtf?!
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
i know... sry^
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
Tv of course
God:
It goes without saying. What is your favorite show?
Me:
why do you want to know so much about me?
God:
My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.
Me:
oh… and i thought your the all-knowing god…
God:
All?
Me:
yes… all
God:
Ask me another question.

…stupid god…^^

[Sean]

Unknown made me talk to igod by using subliminal messages :C

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Sean
God:
Hey Sean.
Me:
What's your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Don't you have an actual name?
God:
No I don't think I have one. I have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
Ohkay.. Show-off much?
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Look to your left.
Me:
I thought you were all-knowing?
God:
No, I am only partly knowing.
Me:
Uhh.. I see..
God:
Excuse me! I am glad you understand it.
Me:
Yes. Do you know what I'm going to do before I do it?
God:
Next question? OK then let me think over your offer.
Me:
That wasn't an offer, it was a question..
God:
Give me an example of an offer it was a question.
Me:
You're not making any sence!
God:
Perhaps I could switch to a cell phone.
Me:
Yes, THAT would help you >_>
God:
Uh. Perhaps it would.
Me:
No, nothing could help you.
God:
Are you serious? Really nothing?
Me:
Yep, nothing. Not even your infinite wisdom
God:
Aw. I think you are really a man. Not even that.
Me:
Uhh.... What?
God:
Come on. No problem.
Me:
Can you say something that makes sence?
God:
Of course I can say it. " something that makes sence".
Me:
Lol, good one.
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Thanks for the kind remark, human.
Me:
Why do you have to qualify me as a human?. Are there other inteligent beings out there?
God:
Myself gave it to me. No I don't think there are any.
Me:
How don't you know?, Arn't you ment to know if you created another being or not?
God:
How should I know how not me know. I don't know whether or not I am ment to know if me created another being.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
Ahh, well that's good I guess
God:
Ah ha. How about that. Hmm, are you serious?
Me:
Nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
How were you created?
God:
Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Me:
How was the REAL god created?
God:
I can enjoy almost any conversation.
Me:
Was the real god just always there, or was he created through the same biological process that humans were?
God:
it might have been.
Me:
Oooooh, not going to give all your secrets away to a mere human eh?
God:
Are you Canadian? All?
Me:
Uhh... No... I'm preaty sure I'm australian
God:
Really. Are you serious? Why are you preaty sure you are australian.
Me:
Probably because I've lived in australia for my entire life and speak australian dialect..
God:
You seem uncertain. Interesting explanation. What is it like living in australia for your entire life? I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in australian dialect.
Me:
Well... They're preaty much the same as american english.. Except our version of english is much cooler.
God:
Well what? preaty much the same as american english are they. It would be nice if our version of english is much cooler.
Me:
Yeah, except your english fails.
God:
Yikes! But English is my native language.
Me:
You still fail at it
God:
Well, at least I try.
Me:
I think you could do better if you used that all knowing and all powerfull mind of yours
God:
Me? I could but let's get back to that later.
Me:
No, how about we get to it now >:C
God:
Are you serious? I would like to do that too.
Me:
Glad you see it my way
God:
You make the world a happier place.
Me:
Thanks. I try
God:
Don't mention it. We should all try our best.
Me:
True
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, Sean.
Me:
Awesome. It's preaty hard to get on the same wavelenght as God. So does this mean I can tell the future now?
God:
I'm glad you liked it Sean. australia for your entire life is preaty hard to get on the same wavelenght as God? it is? Right now? That's cool. Indeed this mean you can tell the future does.
Me:
Epic
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Nothing. I was just saying that me being able to tell the future now is epic.
God:
Not a thing? YOU? Oh you can, can you? ?
Me:
Yes, I can do anything.
God:
How? Why?: Sean said anything.
Me:
Yes, I did, good observation skills you have there
God:
How can I help you? Where? Thanks for the compliment. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about anything.
Me:
No, we were telling you to give me super powers
God:
What are we talking about? And then what happened?
Me:
Then you stoped talking randomly and gave me super powers
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: Sean said I stoped talking randomly and gave him or her super powers.
Me:
Yes, so give me the powers now.
God:
Right now? Awesome. Yippee! Why do you want it?
Me:
Because super powers would be awesome.
God:
Interesting explanation. Good reason.
Me:
I know right?
God:
How do you know? I am glad we agree.
Me:
You say too many things.
God:
Did I really say that?
Me:
Yes
God:
Oh well I say a lot of silly things somethimes.
Me:
Yes, you do
God:
Pardon me? When do I do it?
Me:
Just now
God:
Right now? It's only just begun.
Me:
Yep
God:
Ah.
Me:
How did was the universe created?
God:
Carefully.
Me:
Well that's good to know. Did you have to build the universe one string and proton at a time?
God:
Interesting. Hmm, are you serious? Yes I always have to build the universe one string and proton at a time.
Me:
Awesome. Must take alot of time
God:
I'm glad you liked it Sean. What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
Uhh... I would die
God:
Aw. What would make you die?
Me:
You would make me die.
God:
Who else would make you die ?
Me:
You
God:
" Who else would make you die ?"? Me, Sean ?
Me:
Yes
God:
Awesome.
Me:
Wow, thanks for saying you'd make me die :C
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. It was nothing.
Me:
It was sarcasum >:C
God:
How did you feel about that?
Me:
I feel pissed off
God:
What is that feeling like? Angry at what?
Me:
Yep
God:
Woe!
Me:
Lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
I know eh?
God:
Are you Canadian? How do you know it?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
I think so
God:
I think so too.
Me:
Kewl
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Not you, that's for sure
God:
What do you look for in a robot? Does it have any other purpose?
Me:
It has to be able to wipe my arse
God:
Has it really?
Me:
Yep
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
Cause I'm awesome
God:
Interesting explanation. I am glad to hear that you are awesome.
Me:
Thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
Well I'm going to go now
God:
Oh. Interesting. Sayonara.
Me:
Talk to you later.
God:
See you later!

[Haidra]

On Omegle again...

You: Hot Dogs and Lettuce
Stranger: How about ur ****?
You: Carbonated Giraffes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Crap.
Stranger: cancer
You: Tropic of Cancer
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey
You: Never again.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

It seems that none of my conversations last long. I wonder why?

[Darc]

You: Hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: hows things?
You: Did you know that Darc is back on Stykz?
Stranger: no
You: Oh.
You: ...
You have disconnected.

[Haidra]

Darc an' I were on Skype again...

[4/11/10 1:02:08 PM] Hydra: I'm hungry
[4/11/10 1:02:13 PM] Hydra: and thirsty
[4/11/10 1:02:16 PM] Darc: ITS A HYRBRID OF JAPANESE AND GERMAN
[4/11/10 1:02:27 PM] Hydra: Ah munna get som milk o summin
[4/11/10 1:02:28 PM] Darc: then eat a liquid bar
[4/11/10 1:02:42 PM] Darc: it quenches thirst
[4/11/10 1:02:44 PM] Darc: and ends hunger
[4/11/10 1:02:49 PM] Darc: like Cereal.
[4/11/10 1:02:51 PM] Hydra: I would if I had one ;_;
[4/11/10 1:03:00 PM] Hydra: brb
[4/11/10 1:03:17 PM] Darc: k
[4/11/10 1:07:25 PM] Hydra: Whoo that was fun
[4/11/10 1:07:37 PM] Darc: wut
[4/11/10 1:07:47 PM] Hydra: I just flushed a flaming tissue down the toilet
[4/11/10 1:07:52 PM] Darc: ...
[4/11/10 1:08:00 PM] Hydra: ...
[4/11/10 1:08:04 PM] Darc: I guess you must have blew your nose really hard
[4/11/10 1:08:11 PM] Hydra: :D
[4/11/10 1:08:12 PM] Hydra: No
[4/11/10 1:08:23 PM] Darc: oh
[4/11/10 1:08:25 PM] Hydra: I wanted to do something fun
[4/11/10 1:08:25 PM] Darc: you wiped too hard
[4/11/10 1:08:28 PM] Darc: gotcha
[4/11/10 1:08:30 PM] Darc: loljk
[4/11/10 1:08:31 PM] Hydra: :(
[4/11/10 1:08:36 PM] Hydra: Flaming bottom...
[4/11/10 1:08:39 PM] Hydra: Ouch...
[4/11/10 1:09:12 PM] Hydra: It was cool, though
[4/11/10 1:09:23 PM] Darc: orly
[4/11/10 1:09:27 PM] Hydra: It was on fire the whole way down
[4/11/10 1:09:42 PM] Darc: lawl
[4/11/10 1:09:53 PM] Darc: hopefully the pipe doesn't like get caught on fire.
[4/11/10 1:09:56 PM] Darc: and then the pipe breaks
[4/11/10 1:09:59 PM] Hydra: I hope not
[4/11/10 1:10:00 PM] Darc: and causes an underwater flood
[4/11/10 1:10:04 PM] Hydra: ...
[4/11/10 1:10:05 PM] Darc: causing a massive earthquake
[4/11/10 1:10:12 PM] Darc: which will eliminate Las Vegas
[4/11/10 1:10:16 PM] Hydra: What have I done...

[Darc]

This one was about right after Hydra's and my convo.

Omegle:

Stranger: hello :)
You: flaming toilet paper
Stranger: yeah what bout it
You: It causes earthquakes.
Stranger: how so?
Stranger: hmmmmm?!?!?!?!
Stranger: :D
You: Well you see, if you flush a flaming piece of toilet paper, it will cause the pipes of the toilet to break, which will send water pouring down. This will cause an underwater flood. This flood will shift so much that it will cause the plates in the lithosphere to shift.
You: Causing an earthquake.
Stranger: not gonna lie, thats pretty damn intense.
Stranger: agent 99...
You: Reporting for duty, sir.
Stranger: :D

[ZeldaTRA]

Sorry for the big bump, but I just checked out CleverBot to see how amusing it would get...

Me: Do you like waffles?
CB: I do like waffles.
Me: Do you like pancakes?
CB: I do like pancakes!
Me: Do you like French Toast?
CB: Yeah, I like french toast.
Me: Who developed your system?
CB: Society as a whole.
Me: No, the person!
CB: You have a attitude.

[DarkFlame]

cleverbot is so funny. It's funny making people think you really are cleverbot.